Deadpool 2 (2018
To hell with Wolverine!
First, he arrived on time,
then the furry bastard died.
How annoying. Well, guess what, Wolvie,
I'm also dead in this movie.
To understand why I slept above 1200 gallons of fuel,
I have to take you back to 6 weeks ago.
I'm internationally famous, killing off mass murderers,
gangsters, terrible monsters.
That is not touched by others, except me.
I'm facing all of them.
Hey, this is Gale.
I love the jacket, really showing you as a sex salesman.
Who is this, what do you want?
I can not speak Cantonese, sir ...
Too bad, that's bad. But I'm learning Spanish, so ...
'' Donde esta la biblioteca ''.
Which means you're the target, you bastard.
One two three four...
Great time to rest. But this does not look like it sounds.
Play the music, Dolly.
Cut off armed criminal hands.
You will not go in there.
Oh God, stop, stop! I can not open my eyes.
Disgusting!
What is your dick?
Too exotic?
My world tour took me to this guy.
Sergei, the head of his criminal group.
I know what you're thinking, I'm glad I left her children at home.
But there's your mistake, your child's watchdog is now drunk.
Believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family movie.
Evidently, every family movie begins with murder.
Bambi, The Lion King, Saw Vll.
Oh, that guy's on fire. It's not a film effect, it's really burning.
Yes, you know I beat the villain, right?
But this guy, he's one of the worst.
Oi, what's wrong with this door? He would...
Oh, disgusting. A hiding room? Is it true?
Can you get out? I have to go, this is my day.
You know, you get enough praise.
Listen, confidence is not the thing you have, it's the thing you create.
And you can create it anytime.
Confidence is the belief that you can do something.
And you can create that right now.
Run the car!
Hurry up!
- Oh, I piss in my pants. - Actually, I'm peeing in my pants.
- Oh, the mission is over? - Oh, that's about it.
The bastard can not do it forever.
Oh, you live your dream, DP.
Yes, that's right, Dopinder. Who would have thought?
I'm talking about the same circumstances as Jesus.
'' Passion of the Christ '' and me.
I miss her. They beat her, as if religion did not exist.
I want to live my dream, Poolboy.
Taxis are not as sexy as they look.
- I want to fill ... - Your pocket? With poison?
A little cake? Can not withstand an erection?
I've never experienced that last thing.
- Talk to me, man. - I want to say my soul.
I want to fill my soul, I want to belong to something. Like you, Mr. Pool.
- Dopinder? - Hm?
You never stopped to surprise me.
Your heart is amazing. We all need a sense of belonging.
- We need a house, a place ... - I want to be a contractor.
Sorry, what did you say?
Remember when I kidnapped someone with violence?
He was killed.
- And remember the movie Interview With the Vampire? - I do not want to remember it.
When Tom Cruise sucked 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst's blood for the first time,
and he saw this smooth and handsome face,
I want more than that. Uh, Pool, imagine me as 10 year old Kirsten Dunst.
I always imagine that.
But I can not wait to talk about this again, as soon as possible.
We have arrived.
- You are my Tom Cruise. - And you're Kirsten Dunst mine.
Christian? Kirsten?
Sorry I'm late. There was a group of children stuck in a tree. I must...
- Uh-huh. - you are right.
I'm fighting criminals, and I know his mother also named Martha.
- No. - Perfect.
Kiss me, you know I'm kidding.
Well, come here.
I'll take a shower and take off this costume.
- I will not be surprised. - Do I look like a burn victim?
I also have a surprise for you.
Happy Anniversary dear. Open, open, open.
- Coin game. Yes. - Our first date.
That's genuine. Top grade metal.
I will keep it forever.
Thank you, dear.
- Open your gift. - Yes, Yes, Yes.
Oh, that, it's very beautiful but I do not know what it is.
- My lud. - A bomb?
No, stupid. It's my pregnancy control device.
- You mean, you ... - The factory is open for business.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I want a boy.
Or women, of course one or the other.
Oh. Our child will have one name.
Like Cher, or Todd.
You will not have a baby without me, cowboy.
- Yes, right. - Then who is the best boss?
Let's do that!
Father ... are you listening to me?
Father ... Can you see me?
Does this song sound familiar to you?
May ...
Conan, if it's a boy, May if a girl.
Very strange.
The family has always been tough for me.
My rogue father just walked away.
I have to be a good role model for Todd.
Hey ... Look at me.
You will be a father.
After all, our son will not be named Todd.
But this is the problem, is not that how it works?
In Star Wars, the man becomes his father?
Having sex with her sister?
I guess you forgot part of the movie.
No, honey, I'm sure she made love to her sister.
Honey, it's her parents. The point is ...
Children ... They give us a chance to get better.
Better than our previous self.
Much smarter than it looks.
I'll make a dessert.
You put the belt, let's make a super baby.
I'm sure it's not the way, but we can try.
Uh, what about Krystal? With the letter K.
That's the name of the stripper. Katheryn with the letter K?
No, like the name of a stripper too.
Uh, Earl? He will be imprisoned if we give him the name Earl.
What about Bruce?
- Hiding. - What?
Dear? Dear?
- I am alright. - Thank goodness, I thought you were hurt.
Father, can you hear me?
For me '' do you want to build a snowman '' from Frozen sounds like
'' papa can you hear me '' from the movie Yentl.
Father, can you hear me?
- Nobody noticed it! - Go home, you're 3 days here.
Okay? The spies in the civil war suffered diseases in the civil war
then it turns into gangrene, then they amputate it.
Why should not that be done? Does not make sense.
I like Frozen.
I love her. I love her as the ocean loves water.
- The ocean is water. - More important, I love it.
I love it, you know?
He was shot, he will never dance again. Shit!
He's dead too.
At least we still have Bowie.
Yes, we still have Bowie. Forgive me.
Shot after shot, it will not change the facts
if I guess you ... Are you pooping? Are you pooping now?
Your face looks like that while you're pissing.
- Is she having a bowel movement? - I'll clean it up.
Good, Dopinder.
You want to be a hit man.
You should be able to use a mop before you use a weapon.
I do not understand what those two things are.
Well, both have a handle. Now leave me.
Go home, Wade.
I do not have a house. Do you know...
- Wow ... - Okay, I'm okay.
I am alright.
Do you know the extent of FlNE, Wade?
Messy, unsafe, poor, and emotional.
- According to ... Yes. - Kubler-Ross?
According to Kubler-Ross, now is one of five stages ...
Jesus Christ, shit!
I do not want to say your words.
- Hey Bud, Bud! - Huh?
- You got a knife? - What?
- Yeah, I have a knife here. - Now take it, take it!
- What? - You heard me.
- What ... What the fuck, let go! - Be quiet! Now, how much?
Your money or your life?
Listen, Bud, I say your money or your life!
- I'll take it. - The bastard! Shit!
What are you doing here? Can not you knock?
I thought you saw me, with your ears.
- You're lucky I did not shoot ... - The wall? The fridge?
How much should I pay?
I heard the news, honey. Please accept my condolences.
What am I going to do, Al?
Maybe something bad.
- I know you. - It's my fault.
I did this.
I want to apologize to him but I can not.
- He got shot. - Honey, can you talk louder?
It's hard to hear you with a penis in your mouth.
Now listen, you must continue to live.
Thank you, Mathew Mcconaughey, your words are precious.
Listen to her suffering. It teaches what to do.
Suffering teaches us to be what.
That's very painful, makes us feel like we're dead.
But we can not really live until we know what it feels like to die.
Wade?
- Wade? - I am here.
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
You are right.
I will do something bad.
There. Everything is understandable. You can not live to death.
Let's try that, okay?
Vanessa?
Ness?
Ness, there's something here, I can not approach you.
Your heart is not in the right place.
Wait, wait, what? What?
Your heart is in the wrong place.
Wait, what do you mean to be in the wrong place?
I'm sorry, Wade.
You're a good man.
God, I know that voice.
Heart in the wrong place ...
What does it mean?
You fell asleep for three days, I decided to dress you up.
Certain. Why can not I die?
Can you take off your mask? We need to talk.
You need a fresh start.
- No. - With training you can become an X-Men.
You're wasting your time, Jesus. I do not fit into X-Men.
You underestimated yourself.
Wade, this is Yukio. Yukio, this is Wade.
What is this?
She's my lover, stupid.
Hey, do not be rude.
I'm just surprised that someone will date you.
Especially Pinky Pie from My Little Pony.
I love this guy.
Give him a chance.
Glad to see you in this state.
Yes.
See you later, Wade.
Now, the basic rules in this place.
The first rule is not to kill.
Anyone, at all.
No matter how bad it is.
The second rule, all the items that have the label in the refrigerator ...
Wade?
- Wade! - Do not try to chase me.
I'm still not ready to touch.
There were a lot of white old man paintings on the walls.
I should have brought my warning rape whistle.
That one was broken when I got there.
What should I do in this place?
Sit in a circle and talk about my feelings?
And how do I do that? Because...
Where's everybody?
There's always only you and Negasonic Teenage the longest name ever.
I told you not to touch me.
What are you ... Goddamn!
I think the studio will help us.
Can not they lend a famous X-Men?
What about the man with that giant pigeon's wing?
What good is the wing? To fly three feet off the ground and catch a muffin crumb?
No...
I'm totally unsuited to being an X-Men.
First,
I'm not even a virgin.
Second...
Should I remind you how miserable you are when I find you?
But this is what a friend does.
They appear not only in pleasant situations.
When you're in trouble. And you always make it difficult.
Your mind is in turmoil. I risk everything by bringing you here.
Wait. One of the bastards who killed Vanessa escaped.
Oh, my God!
Wade, whoever they are ...
we will track them and judge them.
I'm the one.
I was the bastard who escaped.
I have killed them all, except myself.
I can not kill myself.
We plan to have a family.
We...
We will become a family.
Wade, Vanessa is dead.
He will not come back.
This may not be the family you want,
but this is the family you need.
You have a good heart, a heart that can still grow.
What did you say?
About my heart.
Looks like I'm in the right place.
Wade.
Wade!
Hey, I'm just trying to use Cerebro.
Looking to the future.
Oh, this thing is great.
- Cerebro does not work that way. - does not work like that. Yes, like this.
- We get a mission. - We get a mission. Indeed.
You got a mission. Take care of yourself.
- No, I want you to come along. - No, you want me to come.
Sorry, what?
You're ready.
It's a stupid idea and will end badly.
You want to know why I know? I gave you instructions.
The thing that was in my head and smelled like Patrick Stewart.
I'm waiting for you on the runway.
I'm reporting for WHRT News.
There is a situation at the Mutant Essex Rehabilitation Center.
- A mutant boy seems to be involved in an incident behind me. - Get away from me!
There were two police cars upside-down and on fire.
The situation here is very messy.
I will burn you!
Back off!
Get away from me!
Do you want to die ?!
And it looks like X-Men has arrived with ...
- Excuse me! - a prospective member.
Everything is calm, the master has arrived.
We are X-Men. Metaphors for racism used in the 60s.
So, honor us.
You can go, sir police.
What are you doing?
My job. You told me I was ready and I did not agree.
But we are here, trying to overcome our differences.
As Beyonce said, '' Please ...
Please stop quitting me. ''
Hey! He's too dangerous.
He should be arrested, he should not be here!
Russel should be treated by us, not in prison.
We can control this situation.
- I will burn you! - It's not like a controlled situation, Marty
- Your name is Glen, is not it? - Daniel.
Let me ask.
Let me talk to the boy.
You stay here with your strange sexual lips.
- Do you want to die? - This kid is very sweet.
I do not know why I'm carrying bullets.
I will burn you!
The first day. I'm so nervous.
Did you just say bullet bullets?
Yes, maybe I should just bring a water gun.
Hi.
Back off, or Justin Bieber will die.
Justin Bieber. He just called you Justin Bieber.
Wow! Wait...
All right, let's stop ... whatever you're doing.
Good? Let's talk. Your name is Russel, is not it?
Firefist.
Firefist. Oh, that's a scary name.
Fire up to where? Just in the fist or up to the elbow?
Definitely up to the elbow.
Come along without a fight, or there will be a problem.
You imitate it from Robocop.
Robocop. Just stay there, you embarrass me.
Listen, Firef ... Fire ...
I can not say it, I'm really sorry.
Oh, shit. It is enough!
Put your hands behind your knees and kneel with your head now!
Wade, what is the first rule?
Eat everything in the fridge!
Do not complicate things!
Rules are made to be broken!
That's the opposite of the goal!
Shit! OK!
I'll start from scratch.
My name is Deadpool and I'm an X-Men.
- Prospective members. - Be quiet!
I understand, fine?
You're scared, alone.
You have no family. I do not have any family either.
You live in this dumpster. You know, I've also lived in a place like this.
You know what's worse?
This is a confusing moment in your life.
Your body is experiencing a fiery change.
Exaggerating. I'm too much.
Not bad either. Guavaberry
Do not quit school, son.
Or do not. I'm not in school.
And I'm an X-Men.
- Prospective members. - Shit.
Super hero landing.
Oh, shit ...
Oh, that's very impractical.
Maybe I'll get used to the X-Men job.
- Prospective members! - Prospective members.
Put the necklace on it, now!
Take it easy, son. It's over.
We'll take care of you.
What's the point of that necklace?
Necklace retaining force. Eliminate all mutant forces.
You can not let go, unless you have grenades.
Wow, I should have used it in the initial scene.
thanks.
That's very stressful.
Real heroism.
We are indebted to you.
We can take care of it ourselves.
Just take me to jail.
Just do not be in this place.
Believe me, son. You do not want to go to jail.
Let's go inside, young man.
No, wait ...
You guys are still there.
Did they hurt you?
Who?
The bald guy, the nurse?
They both?
Oh, hell.
4 or 5 moments only.
- Sorry? - 4 or 5 moments only.
That's all it takes to be a hero.
People think you wake up as a hero.
Brushing your teeth as a hero.
Ejaculate as a hero.
God.
But no, being a hero takes just a few moments.
Some moments to do bad things that others are not willing to do.
Do not!
Wade, what have you done?
The boy has been tortured ... I have to do it
We have rules! You are not, judge, jury or executioner.
To hell with your rules!
I'm fighting for the truth, though in a dirty way.
You've let me down for the last time, Wade.
Hey, baby!
Where will I go to?
Is there an election cap?
Street!
To the left, fucker.
Please, you first.
Another disgusting mutant imprisoned.
God bless America.
- Let's eat tacos. - Sign in!
Good night, fucking bastard!
I'll tell you a big lie.
Toilet paper. Toilet wipes are just an appetizer.
But then...
no one can match wet wipes. That's the main dish.
Soft and wet. Used for babies.
And finally use toilet paper to clean up the rest.
Maybe after that you can dry it with a hair dryer.
It only takes about 30 seconds.
What is this?
Year.
What?
What year is this?
What kind of stupid question is that?
You're so weak without superpowers.
Yes.
I want to be a super hero.
I always wanted to wear a costume.
What happened?
Never. Industry discrimination.
To hell with superheroes.
To hell with everyone.
The first thing I'll do after I get out of here,
burned the principal alive.
And do a selfie with a piece of his body.
Who says prison is not reformative?
The bastard hates mutant.
Blessed are you healed by my hands.
Your power ...
I know how dangerous it is.
Please do not cry.
Tomorrow, I'll find the biggest man in this place ...
and I will ...
What is that?
That's the biggest person in this place.
Facts about prison mutant,
no one knows they keep a monster in the basemen ...
to be used as a sign of things that will happen soon.
Hear,
I can not protect you.
With this necklace, the super power I have has only cancer.
Give me a bow and arrow, I can be a Hawkeye.
Excuse me, I have to grow a tumor.
Vanessa is waiting for me.
I'll start by making a knife.
- You understand. - I hide a pen in a 'prison wallet' 'do you understand?
'' Prison Wallet ''?
I really wish I did not understand what you said.
I can hear you put your hand there.
Latest news updates,
incident reports that occurred at the Mutant Essex Rehabilitation House.
Two mutants were arrested and taken to jail.
Entered repair mode.
Do not do it.
Why are you looking at me?
- I will protect you. - Oh, my God.
- They'll attack you. - Do not bother me, son.
Oh good.
Whoa, how are you, new guy?
Glad to see a face like you here.
I have a catalog. Modeling is a stepping stone to the acting world.
I'm talking to him.
Oh, did we ever meet?
I forgot where you've seen your kumis.
BlackTom Cassidy.
White Wade Wilson.
What is my super power? Destroyer of culture?
You should be the toughest man here.
Looks like you're not too tough.
The first rule, bastard.
Find the greatest person and make him a ...
the second largest man.
The last thing I need is hepatitis.
Sneaky. This table should be cleaned.
Can you clean the table?
Looks like you picked the wrong side, son.
No, he is my friend!
Shut up! We are not friends.
You will destroy me.
I had a great time ago, doing ...
and I beat them like this.
Let me die peacefully.
We are a great team.
Oh no. We're not a team.
Why did you say that? We are friend.
- Partner. - We are not colleagues or friends.
It will not end like you and I are riding a horse to the sunset.
Finally I died of cancer and you became the softest lips in prison.
There's only someone I care about in this world and he's dead.
You want to survive?
Stop looking for trouble with the biggest people in this place.
Be friendly with them.
Be friends with someone. Anybody but me.
Maybe with BlackTim, Black Evan.
I do not remember, I remember they were niggers.
Back to your cell, bastard!
Looking for.
Cell 04. Found.
The door would not open.
Kneel!
It's not our cell.
It's like a Winter Soldier movie.
Do not stay away from me, son.
Listen to me, go!
Hello, Russell.
Perhaps!
My super power.
Who are you?
I'm Batman.
The explosion is strong.
Why should he die? Tell me.
Talk!
Why send super troops just to kill a 14 year old boy?
You should start talking, because I have a long history especially in times like this.
My name is Cable.
From the future, Detroit.
Oh, so you come from the future?
Then answer this question.
One, why take care of the little things?
Two, who fired the manual?
and three, why would they send a futuristic robot?
Shit.
Shit!
Disrupt my business.
You're so dark you have to start using bleach.
Maybe you'll look bright.
What is a fairy bag?
Something that will make you think of me.
Yes, right. Your punch is weak like a child's blow.
My grandmother can hit harder than you.
Why are you protecting the child?
Do not talk about him.
But because of you, I'm having trouble.
I hope this one works.
In every movie, there is a moment when a hero escapes.
Especially the film by Dieter Laser in Human Centipede
because there are people who come out while watching the movie.
But in this movie, well, you're watching it.
Street...
I mean, fall.
Nes?
Hey, Nes.
Nes, can you let me in? Please.
Please.
Oh, my God.
I will not stop, okay? I will not give up.
At the time of the accident ...
in prison, I ...
Help the child.
Children give us the opportunity to become our former ones.
That boy.
That's what he told me. I will not leave this child.
He never had anyone. At all.
I can not be selfish.
Yes, but what does that mean?
That means ...
I have to save Russell.
Maybe I can save Vanessa, maybe I can save a teenager from Cable.
Yes, I mean, not selfish. I really do not know what that means.
- Oh, my God. - Man.
Listen, according to my eyes,
the child will be moved to a maximum security prison, 80 miles away.
Good, now make plans.
Listen carefully to my friends, okay?
We are talking about the escort of armored cars and the ferocious super soldiers of the future
who is ready to crush your skull to pieces.
You know what we should do?
We have to create a team.
That is tough, flexible, and we can count on 24 hours.
My body is the instrument of death.
Do not lie Dopinder.
I can be very useful.
What is my super power?
- Bravery. - That's interesting.
Do you have the courage to check what ice is enough in the dispenser?
- Yes. - Sorry, you gotta see that.
I'm glad you heard it.
All right, I will collect applications. But, we will not be too interested.
It's time to get back into action.
- Hey. - What do you want?
That's my meal.
Screw you.
Hello?
I know you're in there.
It must be heavy to feel hungry.
Especially at times like this.
Your time is till tomorrow.
Maybe I can get you out of there.
I can not make a hole without hitting.
We need the secret code.
'' Ka ... ka '', ah that's ridiculous. Stupid.
We're a team.
We are not hoodlums, but criminals.
We are destined to destroy the world.
- How about this? - Bad.
Bad. Bad.
- Introduce Bedlam. - Cool name. Super power?
I can interrupt the electric waves.
Including that is in your brain.
Causes anxiety, confusion, pain.
So basically you're a telepath?
We can wear them.
I'm a Zeitgeist.
Cool, well, so does your power affect the waves and cause anxiety?
You are wrong.
My spit is very poisonous.
Oh.
- Do you want me to demonstrate it now? - No, thank you.
Yes, we do not have to argue. You're in.
This is Vanisher.
Ah...
Vanisher.
- Good. - Man?
- He's not here, right? - He might be here.
My name is Rusty but my name is Shatterstar.
- That's great. Yes, good. - Good. Very classy.
So where do you come from?
- Planet Mojoworld. - So you're a stranger?
- I think so. - How can that help us?
I'm basically better than you, in everything.
I've heard that comes from the planet but he's worse in every way.
A bunch of fools, who smoke.
- What is Karega? - Shut your garbage.
- Name? - Domino.
- What is the power of supermu? - I'm lucky.
With what good fortune can that do for us?
- I do not know yet. - What does it mean?
That means I do not know yet.
But there's a reason I'm here.
You'll know, luck will be useful to me.
Luck is not a superpower.
- This is super power. - No, super power.
- Yes, this is super power. - It's not.
- Mario Lopez. - Yes.
- Nacho cheese. - No, that's not it.
- Impossible. - Sorry I got you.
- No, I'm the one who interrupts. - No, no I want to say ...
I was going to say, no, that's not super power.
I was going to say yes, this is super power.
Let's take the midpoint and say, it's not a super power.
- But, this is super power. - Okay.
- You're welcome. - You're welcome.
- Well, lucky me. - He's amazing.
Last but not least.
Peter.
Why do you have a mustache?
Got the power you want to tell us, there?
There is no. I have no superpowers.
I just saw the ad and thought it would be fun.
- You're welcome. - Shit!
Let's go.
This is escort 70, initiating the transfer of prisoners.
This time I'm still soft.
I was born in a war, born to kill.
- Okay. - Do you think you can understand the pain?
What is the greatest pain?
- Bound. - That's nothing.
But we will go through it together.
You have something I want.
Something that should not happen.
Stop there, you do not need to finish it. I often experience it.
I know pain, from time to time.
I experienced it every day. High prices, chances are canceled.
What I'm most afraid of right now is ...
I made this worse, and I want you to listen to me and I'll tell you anything,
whatever you want to know.
Except where they are.
Russel is on the escort to the south,
I'm sure you'll see it when heading there.
The plan, block the escort team and take the child. Well done.
You can not mess with Deadpool, because he has made a team.
He is unstoppable.
He's got a secret weapon. He will stab you with it.
Be careful with this guy, Cable.
He is very tough, unlike in comics. And if we do not need a third action.
So Cable I warned you.
Actually just a suggestion.
We'll be there soon.
I do not know much about this Cable, but I guarantee it's not as tough as we think.
We are getting closer.
- As a former X-Men. - Triple A.
Thank you Bedlam.
I'm always bothered by genital groupings in the X-Men squad name?
Man?
What if we do not classify the sexes.
From now on, we will be known as X-Force.
Is that not too tacky?
I'm not asking for your opinion of Peter.
That's not me.
Note, we are at an altitude of 1300 feet.
- Take the escort and take the child. - Hurry up, honey.
- You guys can ... - Come on, go.
Hey, hey! I just want to say how proud I am to be part of this team.
You, look amazing.
I honestly do not hesitate to say this, but this is the family I've always dreamed of.
Geez, at times like this.
- I think we'll ... - Sorry to interrupt, but ...
- Does anyone know our chances to win this? - Gary.
- My name is Peter. - I understand, you're nervous but calm down.
- You are chosen by a greater force. - She should not come.
- I think he's right. - I must go home.
No do not! This is your chance to be an American hero.
You're lucky to be incorporated in this special union.
When you jump off this plane you will be brave.
You're in on this now, mustache.
I promise nothing will happen to you.
Pilot! Press the button!
Go, go!
Yes!
- Oh, yes! - 12 hour escort team. Wait for my cue.
Spread!
The wind is strong.
For God's sake!
Oh, yes.
You bastards make me proud.
Oh, yes. That's right Bedlam.
No. Bedlam, that's not cool.
Shatterstar.
Okay, you can do it.
Let go of his parachute, you fool!
Oh, I thought you found something you did not master.
Vanisher.
Maybe the wind can not breathe out what can not be seen.
Seriously?
All right, we can do these four.
The rich man. You can do it comrades.
Yes, that's just spirit.
Never underestimate a man with a mustache. Just ask the people in Brooklyn.
- Yes. X-Force. - Now you are a super hero.
X-Force.
- Zeitgeist. - I help you, Zeitgeist.
A little mistake, guys. No problem, team.
- We're X-Force, right? We're X-Force. - We're X-Force.
God, what the hell is this?
Why did he have to vomit?
God, this will be difficult.
Okay, how's the development? How about the others?
Good news and bad news.
The bad news is that the whole team is dead.
The good news is I think besides Shatterstar no one will recover.
- Oh, Paul. Peter. - Peter.
At least, but there's still a little chance Vanisher can ...
No, there is no chance he survived, he died.
- The whole team? - Only the main one, we're still fine.
- You are stupid. - Even so far I still can not talk about it.
These new people look very strong.
Everything in the helicopter, everything not in the helicopter.
They headed to the tunnel.
I just hope that boy, so do not move and wait for my cue.
Up to you. We will lose them. I'm going in.
Negatives, the only survivors.
- Luck is not a superpower. We'll get into trouble. - Move out.
No, we can not lose them.
Really, I do not understand, did you get the laser out of your eyes?
That's hard to imagine, and it's not cinematic.
I mean luck? Who is the stupid comic-maker who has such a stupid idea.
Maybe even he can not draw a leg.
Again, all the burden is on my shoulders.
It's been a curse I became a hero myself.
- I'm in. - What are you saying?
- I'm in. - How come you have entered.
Oh, shit. Cable at 12 o'clock.
Okay, new plan ...
Use all your imaginary powers to stop Cable from killing the child.
I'm coming from 6 o'clock.
Gosh it was great.
Wow, step aside!
Where is he? I can not see it.
He is above you.
He will come in from the back.
- Oh, dear, he's already inside. - You heard yourself, right?
Unintentional double intent.
Russel!
- Russell, get ready! - Do not touch John O'Connor!
No, no, no!
Shit!
Catch him!
I come.
Could! No.
Time for action, mama.
The goddess of luck is on my side.
Give it up!
I'll make you die in seconds.
I am Domino, it is doubtful.
Get out of the way!
Wow, this is very difficult.
Give me back.
- You saved me. - Of course.
Apparently true, this guy can not die.
Oh, you killed BlackTom, you rascal rascal bastard!
Almost.
We're almost at the bridge.
Leave it alone.
There's nothing I can not kill.
Uh ... someone knows karate.
Give me your best shot, One Eye Willy.
Ouch.
This is it.
Domino, you slow down the truck.
This is it.
Tok tok.
That's her champion.
Oh, dear!
Oh ...
I have to admit this does not fit the plan.
I also have to admit that part needs crayons.
It looks like Russell made a new friend.
God.
Apparently, Domino is great, and maybe a little lucky.
But Cable, well, he's in a good mood.
Oh, that mood is going to get worse quickly.
Shit!
This turned out to be very bad.
Ouch.
Gosh it hurts.
Russel?
Rus? Where are you?
Russel, are you okay?
Oh, thank goodness ... gosh!
Juggernaut!
I think it's you.
I should wear white pants.
You may often hear this, but I am a big fan of you.
Uncanny X-Men volume 3, 4411, X-Men unlimited 12,
Always being my dream can see my face on your helmet ...
when you attack me with the intention of killing.
I mean not now.
Now I will tear you into two.
That's what the Juggernaut used to say.
God! I can not feel my legs!
I can not find it. Oh not here.
I have it.
Russel.
I have a mission, to take revenge.
I'm going to kill the Principal.
You do not wanna take revenge ...
listen from a friend.
Friend? You're bad in protecting me.
You say it yourself, I'm not your friend.
Find someone stronger, so I do it.
Russel, I can not protect you.
But now I can.
What do you want me to say?
I care about you, I really care about you.
What does the Juggernaut have and do not I have?
Do not say feet.
- I know you'll say feet. - Legs.
It still sounds bad to hear it out loud.
What is that? What rope is that?
Back here young man!
Doms, Doms, please get me out of here.
Use the straps in my backpack.
Maybe you find a cosmic reason you can be here.
I do not think this is it.
X-Force.
No child is hopeless.
- Do not give up for the boy. - How can he just walk away.
There was a calm from his eyes. You must hear it.
The family is a terrible word.
I have no legs, Mama.
Maybe I'll massage your legs.
Please, the growth is painful.
What is this? Why are your hands small again?
It's not my hand.
Oh, my God.
That's fun for me.
Wait!
I heard you got into trouble. Hey!
Why do not you cover it up?
No fighters need to be covered.
I mean, you have to be covered. I mean, look at you ...
You do not want to wear pants at all?
- Like a toddler? - Yes.
Like Winnie the Pooh.
- But what shape, draw. - Better not ask that to him.
- That's like ... - This is it.
Like she was giving birth but she stopped halfway.
- His legs are out, but you know, leave it alone. - Listen to that.
He's like Muppet at the bottom, but this time we can see his dick.
The size is Grover ...
I heard you ...
No, no, no, DP, no more.
Has this happened before?
God, vomit or not, the tension killed me.
Why did not God take my hearing?
Ow. Wow.
Do not worry, it will grow again.
I mean your face.
I never saw you without your mask. God.
- It's like an avocado. - I like that, it's funny.
Do you want to borrow pants?
I'm glad you stopped by, you must be wondering why I did not call you here.
I tell you why I'm here.
The time-traveling wife tortured me.
But all I'm saying is what he wants to know.
So ... I'm here to help us get ready.
- So we can chase him without me. - No.
I will do this alone.
The Juggernaut will kill you all.
It will take a few hours for my legs to grow again.
Even after what he did to you?
I do not care what the boy did to me.
I want Cable to catch him, even though I have to cover him to death.
- Sounds sad. - Silent, Black Widow black. I'm talking.
The first thing I have to do is deal with Cable ...
so I can get his blood out of his body and make his bones jewelry holiday.
Then I'll skin her and make her a homemade drum.
He's standing right behind you huh?
What is this?
Is this apartment listed on Tinder? Grindr?
You chose the wrong place to look for trouble, the future boy.
Does it have to be done?
That's his Basic lnstinct.
What can I do for you?
I'm here to give you an offer.
- He really wants to joke huh? - You have no right to give the first joke.
I think we shot him at the same time.
- Good decision. - For 44 bucks you got oral sex.
I'll deal with this guy without these pants.
- Shit! - Guy Pearce's acting in The Proposition is stunning.
Wait. I want to quote it.
Give me the dialogue again.
I need your help.
And believe me, I'm also not happy for this problem ...
and you've let go of the Juggernaut. You stupid!
I can not beat him alone.
So what do you think?
Unfortunately we are not accepting new employees.
Although if we do this it is not recommended by ...
We do not have time, your friend will make his first murder.
No offense, but if you know a lot why you did not come back when he was a baby?
Killed him then?
Or better yet, kill Hitler's baby.
It's a tool to sneak past time.
The longer I get on the road the more difficult it is to control.
I have two fillers, one for me to come here, and one to take me home.
Well, that's a lazy writing.
Your friend will kill the Principal of the orphanage tonight.
After that, he will feel his pleasure.
Like Kirsten Dunst, you bastard.
So he keeps killing.
And kill, kill, until one day he killed the wrong person.
My family.
Calm down.
I took something from my handbag.
It's a waist bag and you know it, you bastard.
The difference is like day and night.
You remind me of my ist.
Sorry?
- I said you reminded me ... - I know you said that ...
when you look at me with a lip moisturizer.
He's stubborn, and he's funny.
disguise pain with humor.
Something I can never master.
My fault she died.
My job is to stop people like him.
I almost beat him several times.
I'm too happy with that.
But he tried to hurt me and he knew exactly how to do it.
You'll never get my head.
He came to my house, and took the one that became my home.
Sounds like?
Sorry.
No. I'm really sorry.
But it's not Russell.
- That's not him. - That's what I know.
Yes, he has emotional problems.
Maybe a little disability, a bit of diabetes.
- But not something that can not be fixed. - If you could come back ...
And stop those who kill your beloved, would you do it?
Of course I want to.
- But I do not want to kill a child. - I'm not asking you to kill a child.
I will kill the child.
I ask you to save hundreds of other children.
Russel will burn the orphanage.
And I can imagine your dead lover wanting you to do the right thing, right?
So how?
Handsome.
- Give me a chance to save him. - What?
You say, once he kills someone he'll know what it's like.
If we can prevent before that happens.
Promise you will give me a chance to change the course of his life.
Explain the purpose of giving an opportunity?
I do not know how long it takes to save a person's life.
- That's not a thing ... - You have 30 seconds.
- That's what? No. - That's all I can give, accept or not.
He did it. Look at that little bastard, he did it.
This is it.
God.
You can do it.
Come on, little friend, you're walking.
Skinny legs baby without the beautiful fur.
Interesting and disgusting.
30 seconds.
- Agreed. - Agreed.
I have no idea what happened.
Probably for the best.
And that's why we do not watch Scarface. That's common sense.
Where are we going?
You said it yourself, nothing can stop the Juggernaut.
We need help.
I will bathe the blood of your enemies.
Can you turn off the music?
You can not go around.
Why do not you say it with an Indian accent?
- What are you ... - Again you're intolerant, you sit outside.
Forgive me, things will get better.
I'm not a racist, idiot!
Tell it to BlackTom, he's like a brother to me.
I agree with a white old man for this matter. That's crazy.
So what's your job in the future?
Sort of a soldier?
Yes. Something like that.
I was a member of the military. Special force.
I'm sure 50 years from now we'll be best friends.
50 years from now you're dead.
All your generation destroys the planet to a coma.
Boom! Leaks.
Planet.
Next time Uber message.
It's a leak. You're not a hero.
You're just a fucking clown in a sex toy costume.
Oh, I have news for you, my heart is in the right place.
Russel will not kill anyone. Because of me he will know what love is like.
Because of you I will always know what an adult male with a baby cock.
I'm a planter. Not a show-off.
- I should have finished college. - Until.
I made a mistake. I want to repeat it.
You trust me. I took his trust and threw it into the bathroom.
Like in Minneapolis, you're the one.
Colossus? I will not ask for your help unless it's a matter of life and death.
The boy needs our help.
I know you're listening.
He joins the Juggernaut. The Juggernaut.
He's always been my favorite character in Marvel, but you should never meet your idol ...
Because actually he's a little bastard.
Like most bastards, he's hard, and has a lot of trouble.
- Hi, Wade. - Hi, Yukio. You are a funny couple.
Yes, where am I?
Oh, yes. Colossus. Look, I have no right to your friendship, or your help.
But this kid needs help.
And I do not want to disappoint him like everyone else.
Oh, come on. GuavaBerry
Oh ...
Is it possible that pigeon wings can help?
That's great. It is okay. No.
You know what? Doing the right thing is sometimes messy and a lot of trouble ...
and not so much fun.
So stay here, in the Virginity Villas, while we have fun.
You did well.
So you wear that helmet because your brother is trying to read your mind?
Yes, but he's in a wheelchair. So break even.
Someone's coming. That's Russell, sir. And he is not alone.
Secure the children.
How do you think we are destroying this place?
'' Let's destroy something '' is my official middle name.
- Protect me. I take care of the old man. - Amen, brother.
- Time to carry out small tasks. - For a while.
They'll know I'm here.
I grew up in this place. Well, not raised, in torment.
Wow, this is why you're here. Should we?
- It'll be fun. - I know. Hey. Want to ask you, top ...
The bears are dirty and ugly.
This is not dirty. I bought it for my deceased daughter.
I can explode in conversation. Not sticking, eh ...
Yes ... Yes ...
Hope to turn back time and there. You should give it.
(MUSIC)
Welcome home, my son.
I miss you.
Russell, you do not have to do this. Let's talk.
I missed the university.
- It's a fire ... Stop it, Vandals. - That's too messy!
We have consent, you ... Fuck, okay.
I'll put the taxi driver in your ass.
Hey, Martin, my hand is still soft.
- You should go to the car. - I'm thinking I'm back in the car.
This is the best time you pull the trigger.
You have a great weapon.
Zeitgeist!
You will die in perdition.
I'll put the white man straight on your butt!
I trust him! It all depends on yourself!
Taxable!
Magic Protector!
You heard me, great friend! That will be real!
Ah, shit.
Come here!
Zeitgeist!
- You ... you can not be funny! - I'm not giving up on you, mate.
You will not surrender to the child.
- Who says nothing is broken? - It's time to fight.
- It's time people like Johnny! - Hey!
- Resist the size of yourself! - That's a big man, attack him, whiz!
Great CGl coming soon!
- He is fine. - Zeitgeist!
- Russell! - Bingo!
That's great! you should not be!
- Great! - Do not move!
Some armed pedophile nurses!
- Fighting the weapon? - Do not move! Do not move!
- No! - It is okay!
Do not move, you fucker!
I will use this brick!
This will do more.
This is how you scare girls?
Yes!
Zeitgeist! Tell me what you see when you torture me!
Say it! Working for you! Burn my hand!
I said a lot of evil things.
With you, in my hands.
God, bastard!
Oh, my God! Do you feel that too?
Only the bodies of the pedophiles are combined.
- You have 30 seconds to do it. - Now we start.
God!
We need a bus to get you out of here.
Come on.
God.
- It's time to burn you to death. - Children should not be burdened ...
With this power!
Russell, wait.
Wait, he has not killed anyone yet.
- What else do you need to see? - Do not you dare!
- He's just a kid. - Tick-tock!
We must run!
I'll merge you and make you a coffee cup!
I already told you, do not interfere!
- Come on! - Listen to me!
No!
That's what we did for you!
They say like rat meat!
Oh, you did great.
Shit, I'm supposed to be a gangster.
Go home Wade. you and everything!
I'm getting great with this ability.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
You're dead tonight, Wade! You can not stop me!
He ran like a fucking nasty guy!
Like a pet animal that loses its laptop!
- You're gonna persecute the man! - Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
- I take care of it. Oh, oh, oh. - Fuck, go home, Wade!
Let's talk, it should not be like this. That bastard, he deserves to die for his deeds to you.
He hurt you badly. Make you want to hurt her.
But if you kill him, you'll be everything he tells you.
Even worse. you're just a kid.
- You know what you want. - How do you know what I want?
Because I have been inside you.
It's wrong to say. I have been inside you, which is, wrongly spoken.
This is not a good analogy, the point is ...
There are people, there are people ... In this goddamn world, beside him.
That will treat you right. Not treated like a dog, right?
I should not have left you there.
I'm not supposed to leave you there, mate.
I can not trust you.
I can not trust anyone!
Exceptional, son!
You can not stop me, Wade!
I have one more idea. It's just the worst.
- It's really ... Okay ... - Wade, what are you doing?
This is for all Marvel, son. Do you really want to believe this day?
- I will kill all the evil ones! - This will be me!
Then die by my hand!
(MUSIC)
Tell me, it looks so bad in slow motion!
Oh ... That's not good.
No sir!
You sacrificed yourself for me.
Yes, that's the best thing I can do.
I'm telling you, I care about you. You are a good boy, Russel.
Hey, Bear. You made it.
- Because you ... - No, wait. Because...
Stop it, stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
That ... That's what happened ...
Are you alright! Wait, my heart is fine. Right here.
There, it's a mess!
- Forgive me. I am so sorry. - No, son.
Do not, for a moment. Yes, please do not, do not let me die without being seen.
- We're not going anywhere. - Oh, God! God stares.
Wade, are you all right?
You talk a lot,
~ Over the sky ...
~ Above, flying high
That ...
Before I leave, sorry. There will be more ...
Now, I want to have my Avenger watch.
Show it to your lucky man.
thanks.
Hey, wizard teen!
It's an honor ...
- Hi, Yukio! You ... - Hello.
And you, whiz!
I've become your best friend.
You are always there for me. So thank you.
Tell me to hell.
Just once, come on, do it together. Not a big problem. Come on, 1, 2, 3 ...
- Fuck ... Fuck ... Fuck ... - Fuck!
Wow, enjoy hell! Swearing mouth!
And you, Cable.
You go back to your family, tell them.
And promised me, promised me one thing.
That you do not judge people not from their skin color, but from how dirty they are.
- Gosh. - Oh no!
Here it is, Hey.
You are now a super hero, my friend.
Listen, family is not the words F. Good?
Just keep looking, fine?
Comrade, soon. We are a great team.
Oh, it's hard to go.
I miss you so much.
Very much.
Now I can feel it, this is it.
I felt my soul was splattering. Hurry, yes.
Can you see it?
Did you see that beautiful red light?
That's where it is.
Oh, it is just the sun, do not look at it.
There are some fireflies.
Woodpecker!
Tinjuhitus.
Car Seat.
Do you want to move a little?
(MUSIC)
I WINNED WADE WLLL
Sorry I'm late. There are cost issues, some business ...
- Not true. - No
- But I have to help the boy. - Yes.
- He has a bad name. - That's awful.
I tried to tell him.
Is this heaven?
So true.
Forgive me.
It is okay.
Thank you very much.
What is wrong? What is wrong?
- This is not the time. - What do you mean is not the time?
I'm here, is not it?
- You can not stay. - No, no, no, no. I live.
- I will not be there without you. - It is okay!
There will be time for us, but not now.
- They need you. - Who?
Your F word.
- Why? - You'll know.
It is okay. I will stay here.
I love you.
I know, I love you too!
Go.
Go away from here. Go.
Hey!
Kiss me like you miss me so much!
Then come here!
- Do not fuck with anyone! - Do not mess with Colloseus.
- Time to make small talk. - 30 seconds.
Hey, want to ask you, what is it?
The teddy bears are dirty and ugly.
Teddybear belongs to my daughter. His name is Hope.
Well ...
What are you doing? Someone is weird!
Tell me they get it in slow motion.
Uh!
- You sacrifice me for me! - Yeah, you know ...
Pure plates.
You are a time player asshole! You doing this for me?
Hey, you can not go home. You spent your last fuel.
- What about your daughter? your wife? - No, my family is safe.
I did not do it for you.
I'll stay here for a while. Making sure the world does not fall into ruin.
- No, you did it for me. - No, I'm not.
- You are so. You really are. - I do not. No, no positive.
Okay, one coin, fine. Head for me, tail for you.
Do not even look, you did it for me.
- Say it again. - You did it for me.
- We have to catch him. - Forget it, useless.
- This necklace does not just come off. - Wait, I have an idea.
No, no, no, do not do that. Please. I'd rather die, than so.
It's just, oh God. This is disgusting. Ah!
We need the code!
- Try it, sun? - Relax, relax. Only 1 number.
God, they play you!
Still has the ability!
Put it back to the jail pocket!
I do not know how to thank you, But I want to hug you.
- No! - Yes! This is it. You need that.
Come on, this is it.
Come on, move a little. Here it is. The kids call it Doggy.
- What's a knife in my cock? - There's a knife in your dick! Yes!
- Fuck, no! Needs to be completely. - Yes, Yes, Yes!
Let's just say it never happened.
Come home, buddy. GuavaBerry
You dirty mutants will rot in hell! And the child, your soul will be no forgiveness!
- Let's see your soul, pervert! - No, no, no more!
We are better than that, we are better than him!
No more unprovoked violence, no more bloodshed!
- We will let karma take care of it. - Death will come, beware!
I will miss him, he looks great!
- That's it, damn it! - Attack, asshole!
Ah, yes, yes, 30 seconds. She's like really ...
- I want more! - I'm sure you will, buddy!
We have to leave before anyone will hunt us!
- Hey, buddy, are you coming with us? - No, we'll take the kids to the mansion.
- Besides, we are Xman. - No.
- You are the X people - you're tiring.
Let's see what you do there, punish?
- Goodbye. - Goodbye, Yukio.
What do you get by taking a little chrome,
one jug of courage, some luck,
a fucking racist, a split of diabetes with cancer level 4.
The answer is, a family.
Look, I'm not lying what kind of movie is this.
Whatever do you understand today apart from what this story is about?
We all need to be with someone.